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1803 Gatton by-election A rare contested by-election in one of the UK’s most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century showing how attempting to contest them was futile. There were three candidates, two of which received zero votes after the one opposing ballot was disqualified by the borough’s owner’s brother-in-law. 1876 United States presidential election Forget 2000; this was the closest election in American history. With election fraud of all kind, sky-high tensions, and worries the nation would fall back into civil war over the winner, the champion of this election was decided by 15 people just 56 hours before inauguration day. 1927 Liberian general election The most fraudulent election in recorded history, with a turnout of 1,680%. 1952 Texas gubernatorial election A gubernatorial election in which Democratic nominee Allan Shivers won in a landslide against Republican nominee… Allan Shivers. 1986 Illinois gubernatorial election Followers of a bizarre political figure hijack an election, and force one of the main candidates into running under a different party. 1991 Louisiana gubernatorial election Who would you rather vote for: a suspected felon or the former Grand Wizard of the KKK? Louisiana fortunately chose correctly. 2018 Makassar mayoral election In which Munafri Arifuddin ran unopposed for mayor of Makassar, Indonesia, won more than 250,000 votes, and lost. 2024 Qatari constitutional referendum When an entire nation voted to never vote again. Above Znoneofthe A Canadian politician who changed his name so that people would misread it as “none of the above” on the ballot (with the Z added to appear at the end of the list) and pick his name by mistake. However, he was printed on the ballots not as “Znoneofthe Above” but as “Above Znoneofthe”, and his (almost) masterminded plan failed. Alaska Mental Health Enabling Act An apparently innocuous piece of congressional legislation that became the subject of outrageous but widely believed conspiracy theories in 1956. Almost Naked party A Russian political scandal where several celebrities attended a party wearing very little, with one person only wearing a sock on his penis. André Dallaire How often do would-be assassins break into a Prime Minister’s residence without resistance? Anarchist Pogo Party of Germany A satirical party formed in the 1980s. Some of its main objectives include balkanizing Germany, legalizing all drugs and creating so-called “fuckpooling centers”. Antanas Mockus The surprisingly effective mayor of Bogotá, Colombia, known for civically-targeted publicity pranks. Anti-Japaneseism Advocates for self-inflicted genocide. Anti-PowerPoint Party Fighting the overuse of Microsoft PowerPoint in offices since 2011. Bald–hairy Russian leadership has alternated between bald and hairy leaders since 1825. Banned in Boston Boston now has a reputation as a liberal city, but it wasn’t always so… Barack Obama “Joker” poster You wanna know how I got these scars? Alejandro Cao de Benós A Spanish man who is the only non-Korean person to officially work for the North Korean government. Benós is also featured in some documentaries about North Korea, such as The Propaganda Game and The Mole: Undercover in North Korea. Biotic Baking Brigade Pie-throwing anarchists. Boris Skossyreff Belarusian adventurer, who tried to seize the monarchy of Andorra and called himself Boris I of Andorra. Jamaal Bowman A former U.S. Representative from New York who was censured for pulling a fire alarm. British Israelism A long discredited form of British nationalism, by way of the idea that the Ten Lost Tribes of Israel made their way to Britain. Brown Dog affair Political scandal that resulted in police protection for the statue of a dog. Bung Moktar Radin A Malaysian politician known for his notoriously unparliamentary behavior, including shouting “fuck you” on the Dewan Rakyat floor and tweeting “long live Hitler” after a World Cup match. God knows how he’s managed to retain his position for the last 20 years. Bunga bunga Nobody knew what it meant, until one Italian politician made it mean “kinky sex“. Bushism Any of a number of peculiar words, phrases, pronunciations, malapropisms, semantic or linguistic errors that have occurred in the public speaking of former United States President George W. Bush. Candy Desk A desk on the floor of the U.S. Senate has been kept filled with candy since 1968. Charles the Bald A 9th century emperor of the Carolingian Empire who is depicted in artwork as having a full head of hair. Chernomyrdinka Russia can do Bushisms too. Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office An official government position in the United Kingdom. Count Binface An intergalatic warlord and British political candidate (formerly Lord Buckethead). Celso Daniel A city mayor in Brazil who was, allegedly, assassinated in 2002 by criminals, but many people say that he was murdered for political reasons. Within five years, seven witnesses were found dead. To this day, the case remains unsolved. Frank Collin A Jewish Neo-Nazi. Congressional office lottery The process that determines when representatives in the House can pick their rooms, host to such rituals as playing Frank Sinatra songs and Jedi mind tricks. Crusade of Romanianism 1930s Romania saw possibly the world’s only political movement which attempted to synthesize fascism with libertarian socialism. Darth Vader in Ukrainian politics Yes, the Sith Lord himself has participated in elections in Ukraine. So much that a Lenin statue was modified to replicate his likeness. David Rice Atchison Possibly President for a day, only finding out after his “term” had ended. Deez Nuts A satirical candidate who ran for president during the 2016 U.S. presidential election and polled 10% at his best. In the polls, he had defeated other notable candidates such as Harambe, Beast Mode, Darrell Castle (this one is real), and nearly Jill Stein. Democracy sausage Part of Australia’s tradition of holding a fundraising sausage sizzle at polling places on election day. Not connected to the observation about similarities between how laws and sausages are made. Dewey Defeats Truman When Thomas E. Dewey was falsely thought to have defeated Harry S. Truman in the 1948 election. Diella The world’s first AI-generated cabinet minister. Division of Batman A former electoral district in Melbourne, Australia. And no, it wasn’t named after the superhero. Dizzy Gillespie 1964 presidential campaign Had it succeeded, it would have created a dream cabinet including Duke Ellington, Miles Davis, Louis Armstrong, Thelonious Monk, Charles Mingus, and Ray Charles; the White House would be renamed to the Blues House. Donald Duck Party A non-existent political party, at occasions among the top ten parties in Swedish parliamentary elections. Donald Trump and handshakes Who knew people had this much to say about how Donald Trump gives handshakes? Dunwich Another rotten borough which had almost entirely fallen into the sea over two centuries before it was abolished. Not to be confused with the other Dunwich… Ed Miliband bacon sandwich photograph The biggest enemy of British politician – and then Leader of the Opposition – Ed Miliband? A simple bacon sandwich. Eddie Eagle Not the British ski-jumping pioneer, but the NRA‘s firearm safety mascot. For kids! Elections in North Korea How democracy works in one of the most authoritarian countries in the world. Wolfgang Engels A 19-year old civilian employee of the National People’s Army who smashed through the Berlin Wall with a stolen APC. Euromyth Paranoid and imaginative speculations about the bureaucratic excesses of the European Union. Executive Order 14168 The executive order that (accidentally) made everyone in the US female. Four Pests campaign Mao Zedong‘s campaign to eliminate all sparrows in China. Helped (in some small way, at least) cause the Great Chinese Famine. Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference The bizarre scene when Trump’s presidential campaign hosted a presser not at the Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia… but at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, Philadelphia. Fuddle duddle A Canadian political incident involving most unparliamentary language. fufufafa A vice president was mocking up his president through an internet forum ? Gaysper When Spain’s major far-right party accidentally created an LGBT+ icon. George H. W. Bush broccoli comments The president’s strategy for winning the baby vote. George H. W. Bush vomiting incident Speaks for itself. George W. Bush shoe-throwing incident An incident where Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi threw a pair of shoes at George W. Bush on December 14th, 2008 during a press conference. German Apples Front A campaign to purify the German… fruit crop. Glee Club Predating the American television series by some decades, one British political party hosts this evening of entertainment in which participants are encouraged to sing rude songs making fun of politicians past and present, both in the party and in more general politics. Greek Ecologists A Green party which uses nudity in its political campaigns. Günter Schabowski A Freudian slip of this East German official started the demolition of the Berlin Wall. H’Angus A monkey football mascot who was elected mayor of Hartlepool, England, with a platform of “free bananas for all schoolchildren”. Harcourt interpolation The editor of this page then said he felt inclined for a bit of fucking. Harold Holt He goes swimming, and then missing. In a strange turn of events, this also led to a swimming pool being named in his honor. Helengrad A nonexistent communist dystopia that supposedly gripped Wellington, New Zealand between 1999 and 2008. Huh Kyung-young A perennial South Korean political candidate who owns a palace filled with portraits of himself, claims to be able to levitate and teleport, and that he has an IQ of 430. Got 0.8% of the vote for President in 2022. Hungarian Two-Tailed Dog Party The best satirical party in Hungary. Ich bin ein Berliner President Kennedy did not call himself a jelly donut in front of a German audience. Ilona Staller A Hungarian porn star elected to the Italian Parliament. Incidents of objects being thrown at politicians In various countries, objects have been thrown at politicians for reasons varying from comedic to harmful with objects from pies to grenades. Jakob Maria Mierscheid A fictitious politician in the German Bundestag since 1979, originally introduced in the 1920s by Weimar Social Democrats to avoid paying restaurant bills. Discovered the Mierscheid Law. Jón Gnarr An Icelandic comedian who started the satirical Best Party, and became the mayor of Reykjavík. John C. Turmel With a record of no wins and over 100 losses in campaigns since 1979, he’s probably the world’s least-successful would-be politician. Dennis Hof An American pimp who owned several legal brothels in Nevada and won the Nevada 36th district election in 2018… While he was dead. Justin Humphrey An American politician who made a bill that would make it illegal to be a furry in Oklahoma schools and promoted an official Bigfoot hunting season, among others. Kasongo Ilunga A man who spent several months of 2007 as the Minister for Foreign Trade of the Democratic Republic of the Congo – even though he wasn’t a real person. Kim Ju Ae What do you do when a former NBA player is your best source for the name of the child of the head of a state? Ku Klux Klan titles and vocabulary If you ever find yourself an alien in the Klavern and someone asks “AYAK?”, remember to answer “AKIA”. It’s all “CABARK”. Lyndon LaRouche What does the Glass-Steagall Act, concert pitch, and a hypothetical Eurasian Land Bridge have in common? According to him, Elizabeth II‘s attempts to suppress “the truth” about them. Legislative violence Where politicians actively fight for what they believe in. List of Kim Jong Il’s titles Because just being the “Great Leader” wasn’t enough. List of politically motivated renamings Freedom fries and liberty cabbage! List of short-tenure Donald Trump political appointments “You’re fired!” (almost as quickly as you were hired) Liz Truss lettuce The vegetable that outlasted a British prime minister. Longest Ballot Committee Making it harder to run a first-past-the-post election by making the ballot dozens of candidates long. Byron (Low Tax) Looper Not only did he give himself a parenthetical middle name, he tried to win an election by simply murdering his opponent – and you won’t believe this – it didn’t work. Lord Bloody Wog Rolo Australian political personality and founder of the British Ultra Loyalist League Serving Historical Interests Today (B.U.L.L.…). Luke Lea Former American Senator who tried to kidnap the exiled former Kaiser of Germany in 1919. The plan failed when the Kaiser refused to allow him to visit. He ended up stealing a bronze ashtray instead. Marxist–Leninist Party of the Netherlands A fake Maoist political party set up by the BVD in order to spy on the Chinese government. Fooled Zhou Enlai, and may have helped facilitate Nixon’s tour of China. Mitsuo Matayoshi Perennial candidate. Self-proclaimed God. Repeatedly told opponents to kill themselves. McGillicuddy Serious Party A satirical political party in New Zealand. Mel Carnahan In 2000, he was elected to the United States Senate, despite dying in a plane crash 3 weeks before election day. Merkel-Raute More than one German leader has been known for a distinctive hand gesture. Mini-dokuritsukoku That time when hundreds of local communities and businesses in Japan declared “independence”. Moha “Toad worship”: the online cult of former Chinese President, Jiang Zemin. Nagriamel A libertarian, welfarist, traditionalist, cargo cultist Ni-Vanuatu political movement that was once led by a man named “Moses” with 23 wives and briefly tried to secede. Still represented in the Parliament of Vanuatu, making it perhaps the world’s strangest non-satirical party with actual influence. Name changes due to the Islamic State Companies thought it would be a great idea to name their project “Isisuntil… National Thanksgiving Turkey Presentation A yearly event when the US president pardons two turkeys instead of letting them get eaten for Thanksgiving. New shoes on budget day One of Canada’s less grand political traditions. Nicolás Zúñiga y Miranda Mexican eccentric who repeatedly ran for president, lost, and claimed he’d won. Sound familiar? NHK Party The Japanese anti-TV licensing fees party with nine names since 2020, two feuding leaders, and a habit of picking YouTubers as candidates, that was somehow still represented in the National Diet for 2019 and 2022. Niuas Nobles’ constituency An electoral constituency consisting of just three voters, who elect one of their number to one of the twenty-six seats in the Legislative Assembly of Tonga. Nobody for President Vote for Nobody! Nobody will listen to their campaign promises! Non-human electoral candidate Why be ruled by some monkey, RINO or pig when you can get a real chimp, rhino or pig into office? Norway Debate A series of adjournment debates over three days, one of which ended with the House of Commons nearly voting against the question ‘that this House do now adjourn’. Highlights include former Prime Minister David Lloyd George comparing future Prime Minister Winston Churchill to an air raid shelter. ‘No Way to Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens A recurring article from The Onion published dozens of times with minimal changes as a satire of America’s gun control. Nuisance candidate In the Philippines, political candidates can be disqualified for bringing the election into disrepute or mockery, having a name which confuses voters or not actually intending to run for office. Official Monster Raving Loony Party
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Catmando Among other policies, this British political party advocates the banning of semicolons as “no-one knows how to use them”. Its original leader still holds a British record by standing in 40 elections and losing all of them. Also, it was run for a while by a cat. Old Sarum A notorious UK rotten borough which elected 2 MPs, despite having an electorate of 11, none of whom actually lived there. Gabriele Paolini His sole aim in life: to get condoms on TV. Panda diplomacy Turns out that the best Chinese diplomats are pandas. Parliamentary snuff box The only place where you can legally get free tobacco in the UK is the House of Commons. Pascual Racuyal A Filipino presidential aspirant who promised to build plastic roads and govern the Philippines “via satellite”. Patrol 36 The most famous group of Neo-Nazi Israelis. Pedro Lascuráin President of Mexico for 45 minutes. People’s Revolutionary Government (Grenada) The only Marxist-Leninist constitutional monarchy in history with Elizabeth II as monarch. Piggate Supposedly, former British prime minister David Cameron put his genitalia into a pig’s mouth as part of an… initiating ceremony. Pink Pistols They’re here, they’re queer – and they’re armed to the teeth. Polish Beer-Lovers’ Party One of the major political powers in Poland in the early 1990s. Political Google bombs in the 2004 U.S. presidential election I was searching for waffles, not John Kerry. ¿Por qué no te callas? It’s not often a head of state tells another head of state to shut up at an official summit. Protecting Americans from Foreign Adversary Controlled Applications Act An act of Congress specifically made to ban a specific popular Chinese social media app, that only succeeded in banning said specific Chinese social media app for 12 hours. In those 12 hours, Americans were flocking to another Chinese social media app. Puedo prometer y prometo Spain‘s first political joke after the end of the Franco era. Putin khuylo! Or “Putin is a dickhead”, in Ukrainian. Ratfucking What the Watergate conspirators did. (Not bestiality, if that’s what you’re thinking.) Redskins Rule When Washington’s NFL team won, the party of the current president retained the presidency; when they lost, the opposition party won. Resignation from the House of Commons of the United Kingdom Illegal since 1624. Revolutionary Communist Party (UK, 1978) A British Trotskyist cult party that went right-libertarian post-Cold War, discovered genocide denial, accused ITN of faking footage, and got sued out of existence. Rhinoceros Party A former political party in Canada, which often promised outlandishly impossible schemes designed to amuse and entertain the voting public. Richard Nixon mask One of the United States’ most popular masks. Russian political jokes In Soviet Russia, the article reads you. George Santos A congressional district near New York City being won by a Republican is strange. What’s even stranger is the man who won it: made several false claims about his family and life, lived as a drag queen in Brazil, and became the first congressman expelled that hadn’t previously been a felon or had ties to the Confederacy! Senator, you’re no Jack Kennedy During the 1988 United States vice presidential debate, Michael Dukakis‘s running mate Senator Lloyd Bentsen roasted George H. W. Bush‘s running mate Dan Quayle, who constantly compared himself to Jack Kennedy. It seemed like a perfect way to paint Quayle as a buffoon who thought highly of himself, right? Guess who won instead… Shanghai Fugu Agreement A completely fictitious international treaty accepted by the German state of Hesse in 1985. Shawinigan Handshake A tense Prime Minister puts a chokehold on a protestor. Shi Pei Pu A male Chinese opera singer-turned-spy who seduced French diplomat Bernard Boursicot for 20 years by pretending to be a woman, even “having” a child with him. Sister Boom Boom A drag queen who dressed as a nun and ran for the Board of Supervisors of San Francisco. Socialist fraternal kiss When two socialist leaders are very close… Socialist Patients’ Collective An organization that charged that diseases were caused by capitalism. “Strategery” A made-up word by Saturday Night Live during the 2000 election mocking Bush’s reputation for mispronouncing words that became a national phenomenon. Little did they know more was to come… Strom Thurmond filibuster of the Civil Rights Act of 1957 You’ve got to really care about white supremacy to talk for 24 hours straight. (Happily, it didn’t stop the Civil Rights Act from passing.) Taiwan Communist Party The founder of the party claimed he had no knowledge of communist theory and only picked the name to garner interest. The Wizard of New Zealand The Prime Minister of New Zealand gave a friend the title of “Wizard of New Zealand.” “There’s No One as Irish as Barack O’Bama” A 2008 song celebrating the Irish heritage of then-candidate for President of the United States Barack Obama. Tía Pikachu A Chilean preschool teacher who wore an inflatable Pikachu costume in the country’s 2019 protests, who was later elected to a board to rewrite the country’s constitution. Tsang Tsou-choi From the 1970s to his death, he claimed to be the “Kowloon emperor”. Wilson Tucker The power of group voting tickets brought a man living in America to Australian regional office despite only having gained 98 votes. U.S. presidential IQ hoax Like Intelligence Quotient (IQ) and Browser Usage above, but stating that, since FDR, Bill Clinton had the highest IQ of any president and George W. Bush had the lowest. Unabomber for President 1996 saw a presidential campaign for an infamous domestic terrorist serving eight life sentences in a supermax prison. Union of the Centrist Center Actually centre-right. Vermin Supreme A presidential candidate with a boot on his head, who carries around a large toothbrush and pledges that, if elected, he will give every U.S. citizen a pony. Waitangi dildo incident Once upon a time in New Zealand, Minister for Economic Development Steven Joyce was attacked with a dildo. White House horseshoe pit Where George H. W. Bush won an epic duel of horseshoes 21-0 in five minutes. Why I Want to Fuck Ronald Reagan A spoof scientific study by J.G. Ballard which compares the face of Ronald Reagan to an erect penis. Was circulated at the 1980 RNC as a prank. You have two cows A political satire comparing different political ideologies with cows, for some reason.

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