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~ The Royal House of Hamsteria, Information ~

The Royal House of Hamsteria is an institution created in 1999 to recognize hamsters and all their hamstery things. All Syrian hamsters are related, and this particular family is a symbol of Hamsters worldwide 👑.

Although the family does not hold any power, they represent peace of nature.^[1]

It is believed that Pangazeeni (etymology: pan-asen-ni /ben-asun-ne/ [“a human where the Eternal Soul lives” in Human Hamsterian]) made the world by bending his knees in the Toreador tribe with Ascenini (ethomology: ake-nene /asu-munu/ [“the one who hears” in Human Hamsterian]). 12 days = 1 Hellohem (/humuhum/) year in this tribe. In this tribe, a chief leader is called an “Alleburg” while an enemy is called “Venth”, “Yahzar”, “Kenth”, or “Hetten”.

The flag originally depicted a black man smiling with eyes going up-left. The flag has the same ratio as Switzerland and approximately 4.18 meters.
The reason the flag was racist because it wasn’t been changed since 1839. The flag was called the “Gehennan Flag” or “Gebennionian Flag” because of it’s racist connotations. It is now depicted as a computer being fired

In the thought of Jewish people, it is a place where sinners are punished, and in the New Testament, it is a name for hell. ^[2] At one time Gehenna was the site of human sacrifices.

Hamamstarrenae is the capital of Hamsteria. Over 100,000 Hamsterians live in this city.

Haamstarrenae Piplian
Hamsterburg
Etymology: Hamsterburg was founded by Sir Hamsteriae Hamsteriorum I.
Nickname(s):  Burgay, Queer Land
Country	Schleppie
• Total	100.000

Hamsterberg was founded by Sir Hamsteriae Hamsteriorum I on November 16, 1722 BC.
It is said that butterfly chairs were invented during that time. It is a common misconception.
It is actually said:

The trees have been destroyed and the chair had came. It looked like a butterfly chair, all simple. The first people [in Hamsterian Mythologie] had sat on these chairs by what we call now a “medical chair.” ^[3]

Sometime during the late Middle Ages, a powerful volcano briefly destoryed the city. However, the city recovered overtime.^[4]

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  Downtown Hamsterburg

The Royal Family of the Royal House of Hamsteria was born in December 1999 in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and other realms until 2023, where a period of radical political and societal change in Hamsteria led to a brutal civil war that led to the presidency of His Excellency Idi Amin T. RAT

The following list is the entire list of Monarchs from 1999—2023.

1. HM King Roadrunner Royal I (reigned 1999—2002; lived 1926—2002)
2. HM Hon. King Spot Royal I (reigned 2002—2002; lived 2000—2002)
3. HM Queen Tiny Royal III (reigned 2002—2003; lived 2002—2003)
4. HM Queen Tiny Royal IV (reigned 2003—2004; lived 2002—2003)
5. HM Queen Warren Royal I (reigned 2002—2002; lived 2002—2002)
6. HM King Roadrunner Royal III (reigned 2004—2004; lived 2003—2004)
7. HM King Roadrunner North Tiny Royal IV (reigned 2005—2020; lived 2005-2020)
8. HM Sir Humphrey Hamilton Royal I (reigned 2019-2020 ; lived 2017-2021)
9. HM King Warren Roadrunner Royal I (reigned 2020-2023; lived 2019-)

1. His Excellency Idi Amin T. RAT took over the Thone in 2023, after a brutal civil war! He rules as a military dictator and is considered one of the most brutal despots in modern world history!
2. His Excellency Manuel T. RAT. Took control after His Excellency Idi Amin T. RAT was placed in a hospital due to a terminal illness

1. HRH Prince Spot I (reigned 2000—2002, Became King upon Roadrunner I death; lived 2000, D. 2002)
2. HRH Princess Tiny I (reigned 2001—2001; lived 2001—2001)
3. HRH Princess Tiny II (reigned 2002—2002; lived 2000—2002)
4. HRH Princess Warren I (reigned 2002—2002, Became Queen upon Tiny III death; lived 2002—2002)
5. HRH Princess Tiny IV (reigned 2002—2003, Became Queen upon Warren I death; lived 2002—2004)
6. HRH Prince Roadrunner II (reigned 2003—2003; lived 2003—2003)
7. HRH Prince Roadrunner III (reigned 2003—2004, Became King upon Tiny IV death; lived 2000—2002)
8. HRH Prince Roadrunner V (reigned 2005—2020; lived 2005-2020)
9. HRH Prince Warren Roadrunner Royal I (reigned 2020-2023, Became king when Roadrunner V contracted COVID – 19; lived 2019-2025)
10. HRH No-Royal-Blood Prince Kamptein I (reigned 2023 —)

Most YouTubers are human.

TheLine (stylized “þəḸỉṅə”) is an archive channel founded by Benedict Elijah in 2007, originally used for personal usage. He has a fascination with VHS tapes in 2009, primarily by what we call “lost media” by now. ^[5] He primarily avoids VHSes with generation loss, which is where you copy a VHS multiple times because he has genarationuphobia. He now uses his alternative account, BeeTeeEmGee (q.v), for personal usage.

1. Your Face: For Children
2. Fabianism
3. Fair-haired Boy — Jordan
4. Ely Bryne — La

BeeTeeEmGee is the alternate account of TheLine (real name Benedict Elijah) created in 2010. He primarily advertises it on his community page.

EfAyAy is Benedict’s former alternative account for only commenting. The account was deleted on May 12, 2014, and it has still wasn’t undeleted yet.

The Gangies is a channel consisting of multiple people like Vinesauce, Manuel Hugh, Guy Titus, and Benedict Elijah, as they make MrBeast-styled videos involving misadventures. Former members include Anton Elgin and Luke Washington.

Peternium is a channel primarily used for memes made by Manuel “Zenas Griffin” Hugh and Guy Titus in 2021. He is the first meme creator in Hamsteria and created memes like Homer Sing and The Bunnistein Bears. He was Hamsterian President in 2002 to 2005.

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  Peternium

Coiny is a channel that made YTPs of HTV2 cartoons. His real name is Anton Elgin.

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  Coiny, artistic representation

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  Coiny photoed in a black and white camera in 1977

Hamster Fun and Questions (formely Hamster Let’s Play!) is a YouTube channel that is known for making commentary and storytime videos in short-form styles. The channel was originally made as a gaming channel and popularized the Let’s Play genre in 2014. It is said that he looks like Vinesauce by multiple people who support him. His real name is Luke Washington and he is 31 years old. He confessed on a now deleted video about being a pauper when his father, Uyeff Washington, had tenancy of his YouTube channel. He deleted all of his gaming-related videos in 2021 due to the 2021 Hamsterian crisis. He participated in the podcast “Sexy Ones” in 2024 and later said on Twitter that he regretted being in that podcast. ^[6]

Throughout the reign of the family, many things have changed. During the reign of King Roadrunner I there wasn’t an institution or anything, only a small paper crown.

This all changed with the reign of King Tiny III, who introduced the Church Royal, a new church filled with luxurious drapes, flags, boxes, carpets, books, and a new crown.

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  King Tiny III

As the different monarchs succeeded the Church was improved and then the Parlour of Rest was introduced and added to the church upon the reign of King Tiny IV, here the coffin of the deceased monarch lies in state for 3 days.

Then major changes came during the reign’s of Roadrunner III & IV, a new gold crown was purchased from London in November 2004 replacing the old crown, the old crown was refurbished and now used as a personal princely crown and then again a new total Gold red silk crown was bought in July 2004 from London, replacing the previous November crown and is still used today.

All of the old crowns are kept in the Parlor of Rest whilst the Princely and Sovereign crowns are kept in the Royal Church.

In 2004 upon the reign of Queen Tiny IV Church Royal was abolished and replaced by the new ‘ Royal House which is now used today and which all royalty are a part of. Queen Tiny IV was impeached because of immoralness and having sexual intercourse between HRH King Roadrunner Royal V.

The pandemic of 2020 led to the Hamsterian population decreasing by -10%. Unfortunately, HRH King Roadrunner Royal V, who had ruled for 15 whole years, contracted COVID and was placed under isolation and handed over the kingdom to his son, HRH Warren Roadrunner Royal I, due to not being able to attend court.

HRH Warren claimed on January 2021 that he had crushed an attempted Coup D’etat, which has drawn controversy over whether or not it was real or if it was staged so the new King could court public sympathy. The King claims that assassins have tried to drown him in a cup of apple juice, but some guards saw him and fished him out. Critics of the government have pointed out that HRH Warren is a very big hamster and knows how to swim, so it’s rather unlikely he could seriously have been stuck^{[citation needed]}. The King has tried numerous Hamsterian politicians in court, drawing more criticism from foreign observers, who suggest he may be trying to use the coup as an excuse to exercise and consolidate his authority. Five hamsters so far have been sentenced to life imprisonment, and the Royal Court has implied it might use the death penalty for some convicted criminals.

International uproar has ensued, which HRH Warren responded with by leaving the International Criminal Court. After the U.N. threatened to place sanctions as a punishment, HRH Warren Royal Roadrunner I passed a controversial bill ending Hamsteria’s membership in the United Nations. A crisis followed, and a brief 20-Day Rebellion against the Prince occurred. The rebels, backed by the U.N., were eventually crushed despite putting up a brave resistance via Guerrilla War, and so the “Honorary Republic of Hamsteria” declared by the rebels never came into fruition, although being recognized by 24 countries.

The U.N. is now undergoing negotiations with Hamsteria after the 20-Day War and is hoping to form a compromise in which Hamsteria may be given a “Special Status” at the U.N. A final agreement has not yet been reached.

Shortly after the crisis, in 2023, a military leader began a civil war, ending in the Royal Family being replaced by His Excellency Idi Amin T. RAT, the first president of Hamsteria. It is unknown if this is connected to the war.

On 15th November 2024, an unknown hamster attempted to assassinate the president. The bullet was missed, and the hamster was given a lifetime sentence.

On 31st of June 2025, His Excellency Idi Amin T. RAT was put in hospital after a severe case of wet tail. His Excellency Manuel T. RAT, his son, took place. Idi Amin T. RAT died on 10 July 2025.

In 2025, it is announced that women are now elected to be queen. They call them “queenies”. It is said it is to be started in 2029, and the title is “Her Excellence” to make difference against the men.

Elected Kings and Queenies

2027	2029	2031
His Excellency George Methuselah	Her Excellence Wilhelmina Myrtle	His Excellency Derrick Quentin Oleander
His Excellency Noel Dominique	His Excellency Nashua Cuthbert	Her Excellence Elizabeth Jacqueline
His Excellency Joe Wayne	His Excellency Dans Otto	Her Excellence Iva Marian Xenia

Sub regno Regis Roadrunner IV (2005), die XVII Novembris Constitutio Communitatis Hamsteriae scripta est, Domum Regiam addens, sed non substituens, novam institutionem HamsteriaeGubernationem Hamsteriae

Nova Gubernatio Hamsteriae, quae nunc a Rege Roadrunner IV gubernatur, introducta est ut potestatem absolutam a monarcha auferret et eam media parte divideret, hoc Communitati Hamsteriae Hamsteriorum maiorem libertatem et iura in communitate dans; omnes hamsteri sodales communitatis ante hoc titulos a monarcha tantum accipiebant et legibus a monarcha latis parebant. Michael Carter eorum dux est.

The most disliked is that the governor can be called “Sire” if it’s informal and Debtis’ institution to prove Governor’s abolition to not protest.

The constitution is this:

For the sake of God you will be able to forgive all hapiness. This is the most important rule: All men and women need to be not gullible. It is said that Adam and Eve were gullible because of the apple. All men are created equal. Equal to humans. Do not protest about all. Nobody can be forgiven if you protest. Stop it, and get some help.”

Haec lex creata est et in caerimonia Familiae Regiae nova aedificia ‘Sedes Potestatis’ a Rege Roadrunner IV, qui primus Gubernator monarchiae constitutionalis est, inaugurata est.

GOVERNANCE INDEX;

1. PRIME Gubernator, Rex Roadrunner IV (Nov-Dec 2005)

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🟥🟥🟥🐹🟥🟥🟥
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
(2019-)

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛🐹⬛⬛[ette]
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
(2005-2019)
(Sorry for making this latin

On the proclamation of a new monarch, this is read before the crown be placed:

“Beheld a witness to thy crown, as thou crowneth forever!” 2 Esdras 4:17

It was formerly:

“Son, thou art ever with me, and all I have is thine.” Luke 15:31

The title service gives Hamsters who have reigned along time, done good deeds, etc. a title to their name under the Community of Hamsteria, this applies to ALL members of the community.

ROYAL ORDERS (ROYAL HOUSE) can only be awarded by monarch.

1. SIR / LADY
2. Honorable (Hon)
3. LORD (Male only)
4. Order of the Thistle (O.T)
5. Order of the Garter (O.G)
6. Order of the Most Highest (O.M.H; Given to Hamsters member of the Hamsteria Community who have received all the above titles)

GOVERNMENT ORDERS (GOVERNMENT of HAMSTERIA) Introduced with new government in 2005, can only be awarded by the Governor and titles are not apart of the Royal Orders)

1. Order of the Free (O.F.G)
2. Order of Liberty (O.L.G)
3. Commander of Hamsteria (C.C.H)
4. Star Order of the Highest (S.O; Only given upon receiving ALL above government titles)

Note: all Governors are automatically rewarded Order of the Free as representatives of Free Hamsteria.

The Hamsteria Community consists of the Royal House Branch (Royal Family), and the Government of Hamsteria Branch (Government), both governing the community with an equal share of power; NEITHER can be abolished with out total agree of the Community and both branches.

Hamsteria’s demographics are the following:

• 91.9% Hamsters. From these hamsters, the predominant races are:
• 45.1% British
• 6% Syrian
• 30.8% Canadian
• 4% English
• 5% Scottish
• 1% Mixed
• 24.12% human ^[7]

Minority groups in Hamsteria are mostly Russian, Cypriots, American, and South African. The common age in Hamsteria is 7.97 months.
Between the years 2018 and 2025, there have been 10,050 hamsters born in Hamsteria. In 2025, there have been 19,826 hamsters.^[8]

Hamsteria has around 24 individual musicians, and the most famous band in Hamsteria is named Hamhouse, formed by singer Wip van Hammland c.2002-2005. The members are Hammland, guitarist Piplay Roadmatty, drummer Squeakson Frankfurt, and Hammlands brother Gummy Hammland. They had made 4 albums, which were aired on MTV Hamsteria.
These were:
1st Album:Obstacle Course (2004)

• Up up, up! (3:45, released November 26, 2004)
• Down Down, down! (3:45, released December 1, 2004)
• Mewwy Kwismaz (3:26, released December 24, 2004)
• Afjsjsx (3:04, released Febuary 5, 2005)

2nd Album:Dayland (2006-2010)

• Domestication (3:20, released 7 December 2006)
• Flushed Down the Toilet (2:59, released March 2007)
• Skippy (2:59, released July 2007)
• Mathemathics (3:00, released December 2007)
• On Approach ft. Pimmi (3:00, released 2008)

3rd Album:Forte (2013-2016)

• Merry Go-Round (1:00! released November 2013)
• Cat’s in the Cradle (4:32, released September 2014)
• Symphony in Yellow (3:54, released June 2015)
• Through the Tunnel (2:55, released September 2016)

4th Album:Door (2017)
They have only released singles since. Others Hamsterian musicians are Alexander Hamsterheimer, who had composed the classical Hamsterian music “VanamnaDi” and Pimmy, Hamsteria’s popular pop singer. It is believed that 14% of Hamsterian music is lost media.

Markety Hamstar, stage name “Manstar,” is a famous singer and parodist.^[9] Half of his songs are lost.

INDEX:
First album: Stone Age

• The Sizzler (existence unconfirmed)
• ManWomanChild (partially found, speculated to be 3:30 in length)
• Pisces (found, 4:18 in length)
• 515 (lost)
• Deep Squeak (partially found, a parody of “Deep Sleep” by DEVO)
• Lady Mondegreen (Existence not confirmed)

Third album: Say U Love With Tangerine Tonight

• Thug Name Style (found ^[10])

Seventh album: A Copy of a Parody

• The Beer Song (existence unconfirmed ^{[citation needed]})
• Merritt Go-Round (found, 1:02 in length)

Hamhouse also has lost media.^[11] INDEX:
9th planned-to-be album: Holy Writ

• The Tear Song (existence unconfirmed)
• Ioannes 3:12 (partially found)
• Unbad Apple (partially found, 5:12 in length, with LIVE MV^[12])
• Xyst Gist (partially found)

INDEX:

• HTV2’s airing of “Unbad Apple” is lost. Fans have made recreations of it. It was found on December 20, 2025, by TheLine. ^[13]
• There was a TV station called BBC2 and aired news, and broadcasted from 5 PM to 12 AM. Half of it has been lost, especially the high-quality version of the lost MV of The Beer Song.” Half of the broadcasts are on YouTube, but they suffer from VHS generation loss, which is a result of copying the same tape again and again. ^[14] It has been found since December 12, 2025. ^[15]
• There was a hijack on Poetry Hour, which instead showed inappropriate things instead of poetry. ^[16] This hijack was lost before it was uploaded by TheLine on YouTube.
• The “No Scare Challenge” was a series made by TheLine on December 17, 2008. ^[17] No available information has been found.
• The website “UETDT” was a pirating website made by George Hamstaare and Wayne Himsteere in 2004, which showed full episodes and full movies. ^[18] It was closed on May 10, 2017, by President George Villa from neighbour nation Humanunlandia, and the entire website is lost aside from 2 available Internet Archive snapshots and a news report.
• Nag a Ram was a children’s TV show made by Glaslital Wayne featuring anagrams of famous TV shows, companies, films, and people that was first broadcasted at BBC2 on August 19, 2007. ^[19] It has been fully lost since July 12, 2024.
• Shamash is a lost book made by the Cristian-gnosis religion “Luke & the Poursuvers” about the making of the sun by Broatte. It is partially found.

Peternium (q.v) created a lot of memes for the Hamsterian online community like Homer Sing and The Bunnistein Bears. The following memes are known in the Hamsterian online community.

It is a continuation of Squidward Yell. It was made in 2022. The lyrics are as follows:
“Le ginger sing and be a schmoe.
There is nothing to be low and grow.
Homer will please like to sing.
Homer said, ‘The best search engine is Bing.'” ^[20]

It is a meme video that was lost media. Persons recall bunnies hopping in front of a page of The Berenstein Bears. It was found on December 22, 2025 ^[21]

A parody of the Trollface that is also lost media. It was made in 2011.^[22]

Another parody of Squidward Yell. Part 2 is lost media, and available reprints are only Part 1.

Hamsteria aviation had first developed in June 2000, when HamstaviaAir was launched, and had only 7 fleet composed of B737s and DC-9s, all of which were destroyed in 2001 when one mechanic had rolled his hamster wheel across Hamsterburg International Airport, which destroyed the aircrafts landing gears and caused HamstaviaAir to go bankrupt.^[23] The airline was remade in 2003.
These are the destinations of HamstaviaAir below around 2004

1. Hamsterburg International Airport(international hub)

2. Nowhere-in-HamsterHouse Airport
3. Heathrow Airport
4. London Stansted
5. Moscow Sheremetyevo (terminated in 2009 due to a terrorist attack)
4. Sofia, Bulgaria (Hamsters don’t know this airport even exists…)
5. Dublin Airport

6. London Stansted Number Two’

7. Galapagos Isport

On the other hand, the Hamsteria Air Force has been operating since December 1999, and has specialiced in bringing military, haystack, hamster wheels, missles and clothing ever since, with 89 Hamster pilots joining since the commencement of the Air Force.
By 2005, HamstaviaAir bought 3 ATR-42s and 1 Antonov An-12, with 25 hamster pilots, who have been the pilots in and out doing their job at Moscow Sheremetyevo, being hired as the An-12 pilots.

The first foreign flight at Hamsteria arrived on 10 January 2006 at Hamsterburg International, which was a British Airways 777 flight from Heathrow, with 260 occupants, registration G-1002.

The airline had gotten its first crash in 2008, when a Boeing 737(registration:HM:Jolly)plunged into the trees near the city of Hamsterburg. The plane had been piloted by a 6-month-old hamster named Hammy Hatedogs, as the captain, along with 5 and a half year old hamster named Ranger Sillyspot, as the copilot. Aboard was 2 British people, 6 hamsters, one ostrich, one crane, and one peacock, with a rat from Italy and a British mouse also aboard, along with 6 cabin crew. The aircraft also carried cargo, mostly haystacks with a hamster. All survived. The investigators at HAIB (Hamsteria Aviation Investigation Board)concluded that an illusion caused the pilots to like it when their view of the cockpit inverted, causing them to plunge their aircraft.

Later, in January 2009, Hamstavia Express launched, which is a low-cost subsidiary of Hamstavia to compete with EasyJet and RyanAir, having a fleet of 3 ATR-42s and 4 Saab 340s.
Later, in Febuary 2009, Squeaksky Airways launched as a competitor, having a fleet of Boeing 737s and ATR 42s.

During a flight however by Hamstavia’s ATR 42 in 2010, a rat hijacked the cockpit of HM:Sofa and told 12 passengers and 4 crew aboard to land the plane at a forest;the rat was arrested. The plane’s tail was scratched, and the engines had been punctured and turned into an artificial reef. The artficial reef was destroyed after 2 hamster workers accidentally poured radioactive orange juice on the planes surface, destroying it and melting the fish.^[24] Squaksky Airways launched in 2011.

In October 2016, Air Mouse, a low-cost airline, launched, and all Squeaksky Airways planes were grounded for a brief moment in the 2020 COVID pandemic.

This is a veriest kind indeed almanac of everything that happened in The Year of the Lord, 2025 CE. It is indeed veriest biased, but helpful for informateurs. This is the first of many almanacs from the Shabhath Corp.™ Walkachusets and Benjamin have tried to make an almanac, together with editors. This was the veriest final result. It is said to be finished at the end of 2026. 2025©

These are biographies sorted by their last name.

Star Cindy Abigail, stage name “Marketee,” pronounced “ŋæɪərʔɛðɪ,” can be described as a singing sensation to most fans. Her first album, “Geirhe Ohio,” made into the Hamsterian Billboard 100, and raved reviews ^[25]. Success was her dream. In her old band, “Unnaughtier,” she won many prizes, only when she was six. If she could choose her lyrics with the choices Gooners or lust, she could pick the last one, and her girly voice could still have a breath of innocent for her teenage audience.

Internet users in Hamsteria were prone to hacker attacks and are one of the most unstable countries on the Internet. ^[26]Many viruses and worms were created, like Robin DeBank, who later confessed, made a worm called “I LOVE EVERYBODY” and “HURRICANE AGAIN” which were worms duplicating across your contacts. Businessmen commonly go to “Hamster shrines” to take away viruses by licking “holy saliva” in the back. ^[27]This caused President Ein Notta Hamstar to make the VI.RUS act. The Hamsterian Army made computer games to train younger people. After the release of The Army, which is a realist fighting game, to adopt another Western game, DOOM 3 ^[28]. Nanteendan introduced Jhames-Boy, which is a game console for holidays, and Zoni, which made PlayTrain Godable ^{[citation needed]}.

Hamsatel has made a parody of the PlayStation 2 console named HamsterStation. Its library primaily consists of rip-offs, such as Crash Hamster and Hamster Fantasy. Some of the games in the HamsterStation library are original, like Monster Hamster.^[29]

If any single Hamsterian Sci-fi was the topic of the impact of political forces on the everyday life on individuals, it’ll be Michael Ferruci. Michael Ferruci is a book made by author Guy Standing about life now. Michael Ferruci is a black person and many people laughed and bullied him. So, if anyone laughed at him, he would apply that rule: Deficit must not exceed 3% of GDP.

Oh, my dear Sire. He is one of the best human authors in Hamsteria. He was born 1877 ^[30] and still lives. He is one of his time, and his culture. Amen famous, amen good.

Sergent Major Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band can be seen as the most pop-culturized classical music band. ‘The Black Album’ is one of a kind ^[31]. It shows how classical meets pop music, and is one upbeat recommendations I veriest recommend you.

The death of Martha Avery and Mark Lewer can be seen as the saddest deaths in jazz history. Martha Avery is the best person, the same as Mark Lewer. It is similar to the death of Malachi Favors in the West. The passionate guitarist Mark Lewer and the legend Martha Avery have all dies of cancer.

The ‘Speaking of Jazz Playing’ exhibit was my favorite. It’s still cool. The rave nightclub band Graupelstraße was an unexpected appearance for a jazz exhibition.

‘International’
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The band “Thebans” and DJ Ember was a famous band at 2025, due to the visuals in YT being epilipstic, making a cool effect.

In 2000, Hurricane Gleepus hit Hamsteria. ^[32] and were super strong. Haamstarrenae was the first for the hurricane to hit in ^[33].
On May 10, 2000, a high-speed inflatable boat carried people attempting to emigrate illegally from Albania to Hamsteria founders in a storm. 21 people were found dead, and 3 were missing. 2 of the missing persons were found.

More are human than hamsters. This is because of over-population by humans giving birth.

Some slurs by black humans to hamsters are “wopstars.” As a delicate Hamster, it is veriest sad. It contains an Italian slur and “star” to create the most saddest thing.

Television in Hamsteria was first launched on 30 September 1999, when HTV1 and HTV2 (short for Hamsteria Television) launched. The announcement of the launch was:

Skawekan no ba squekan woma sinka Hatevuno.
– Goople Ooloply, HTV1 ^[34]

In English, the announcer has actually said, “Welcome to HTV1, the place for uhh hamsters and probably just that thing…or else!^[35]

HTV1 is first launched on the Hamstra satellite, that includes YLETV1 and YLETV2 for some reason, and HTV1 launchs at 7:35 AM on 30 September 1999 with Early Hamster Gets The Seed.
A list of programs for HTV1 is:

• Early Hamster Gets The Seed(7:30 – 9:00)
• The Hamster Hour
• Deadly Dogs
• Doctor Who (Hamster Edition) ^[36]
• Seedenders
• The Sniffy Puffyfur Show
• Hamster TVNews
• Seweration Street
• The Skippy Snowsmall Show
• Tiny and Roboly
• Rat Sport Prix
• Hamster Dancers
• The Nothing Show
• Nothing Show 2
• Deadly Dogs Nowhere
• Hamster Confessors

HTV2 launchs at lunch, and since children’s TV is limited in Hamsteria, HTV2 airs cartoons at day and medieval things at night, and HTV1 is the main broad^[37]. Both channels are analog.^[38]
Around Febuary 2000 Grampian TV launched on Hamstra. By 2001, the entertainment network company Hamsatel launched.
The satellite network launched with 4 channels;

1. Mousse (channel on arts)

2. Poetry Hour (only available 12 pm to 1 pm)

3. Destruction Time

4. The Seed Network

5. Sambain n’ Samblain

On December 20, 2025, Hamsatel announced that on Feburary 2, 2026 that the old HTV2 would be split into HTV Kids and HTV History, but they also announced that they would launch a new HTV2. ^[39]On December 23 2025, Hamsatel annocued that they will hold a meeting with the Hamsterian government (sometime in mid-January) to discuss what will air on the new HTV2.^[40] However, it was cancelled shortly after it was annocued, with Hamsatel annocuing that most of the new HTV2 library would be action shows.^[41]

These cartoons currently air on HTV2 on the day. They are called “rip-off”s because they are similar to cartoons in the West.

• Dryname Rectangularshorts
• Lil Hamster: My Friend’s Boat is in Design
• The Hamster King
• Bathroom Cartoons
• The Hamsterstones
• Walk Like a Hamster: An Anime Series
• Say Politely on Drugs (too graphic to air, currently playing on night ^[42])
• Be Scary on Drugs (see top)
• Learn ABCs with Hamsters
• Learn 123s with Hamsters
• The Little Hamster
• Sing on Hamster
• Sedztar’s Lab or a Fable
• Gay on Circle Thing Y
• Long Queen Thomas & Fried Chicken Butts
• Thomas and Heritage
• Cook a Goat (see “Be Scary on Drugs”)
• A Filipino Mountain

This section contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous. Such material is not meant to be taken seriously.

TV watchers remembered a reality show called “Blank,” which is about 2 couples named Yates and Kirby that were entirely controversial ^[43]. One TV watcher says: “Wait, what? “Blank” never existed? I used to watch that!” ^{[citation needed]}

Some Hamsterians remember a film titled “Genie’s Lamp,” which stars Zinbayd the Hamster as a genie, but the film never existed. ^[44]

Local Hamsterians confuse the first president’s (McKalidasa Hamsterface) death date as June 12, 1972, on prison. It is not true, because he served from 1977—1980 and died in 1994.

This project will start at the end of 2026, similar to Shabhath Corp’s™ “The Almanac of National Events in 2025.”